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Folding Knife Dumpsty Steel Desktop Dumpster 10 20 Items I Bought on Amazon & Would Buy 100 Times Again When I say I would buy these 20 items I bought on Amazon 100 times again, I don’t mean I would order 100 more of them right now. Even as a hoarder with Amazon Prime shipping, I don’t need 101 of any of the products in this list... Check it out 10 10 Images I Can’t Believe Are Allowed on Amazon (NSFW) And I mean very NSFW. I mean, it’s not like I came across* these 10 images I can’t believe are allowed on Amazon because I was searching for porn, boobies, or sex toys on Amazon. I was just minding my own business, perusing... 5 Volkswagen Bus Cooler Sold Out from Amazon » While I wouldn’t consider an actual classic Volkswagen bus the ultimate Dad car - leave that to the Subaru Outback - a classic Volkswagen bus cooler? On wheels so Dad can pull his beers just like his kid in a wagon? Oh... 0 11 of the Most Expensive Things for Sale on Amazon I tried to curate my collection of 11 of the most expensive things for sale on Amazon not just according to their cost, but also their substance, how well they present, whether or not I looked at their price, read their description, and still wondered, What is this thing? So I guess a better way... Check it out Editor’s Picks The Best Projectile Launchers Thrifty & Thoughtful: The Best Gifts for $25 or Less Pure White Hell Jigsaw Puzzle 11 of the Most Expensive Things for Sale on Amazon 88 Allwood Kit Cabins $3,400 - $34,900 from Amazon » Allwood Kit Cabins may be no more than glorified playhouses to some, but given that I haven’t found a place to put (or the money to buy) my Honomobo Container Home yet...it’s time to glorify me a playhouse, baby!... 9 Sexy Gifts for that Special Someone (NSFW) Some gifts are best left to Santa. But sexy gifts, especially sexy gifts for that someone special, those gifts are Baby Jesus territory all the way... Check it out 27 Icky Stick Smooth Smoking Hand Pipe $49.99 from Amazon » I don’t like the Icky Stick just because I get a kick out of its branding schtick. I mean, that’s the biggest reason, but so too am I interested in this hand pipe’s claim that it has been "specially designed to provide... 53 Aquor House Hydrant $89.95 from Amazon » Scorching summer day. Lounging on the patio. Gazing at the lawn. What’s missing? Hose, hose, hose. And a water outlet pimped out with an Aquor House Hydrant. Because the grass meeting your gaze is brown, and the marigolds... 29 Boob Cube $8.39 from Amazon » The Boob Cube is for idiots. And for geniuses. And for idiots who want to convince people they’re really geniuses. And for geniuses you want to make feel like idiots. So, yeah, pretty much an ideal gift for any person... 93 The Chaos Machine $39 from Amazon » Chaos is an area of mathematics that studies complex systems and the mind-blowing effects seemingly small, inconsequential changes can have on them. Dr. Ian Malcolm used one example of the Chaos in action, the Butterfly... 113 Mini CCTV Screw Camera $19.99 from Amazon » It’s a screw cam! No, not that kind...well. What you use it for is up to you, I guess. But I’m calling it a screw cam because this miniature CCTV camera looks like the piece of hardwarea simple screw just minding its... 226 Codex Seraphinianus: World’s Strangest Book $102.85 from Amazon » First published in 1981, the radically strange and unparalleled Codex Seraphinianus took Italian architect, illustrator, and industrial designer Luigi Serafini 2-1/2 years to complete. What is it? Aside from floating... 11 Oral Me Thong Underwear $12.99 from Amazon » This isn’t the first time a thong has been compared to dental floss. But with the Oral Me thong underwear, ladies might be more inclined to accept, maybe even champion, the connection. Because here it’s not about some... 222 Crosman Pioneer Airbow $869.95 from Amazon » If you’re a big game hunter living in Arizona*, you are Crosman Golden. It’s the only state in the US where there’s a season for pursuing just about every species of big game on the Crosman docket with the company’s forthcoming... 10 World Champion D*ck Trophy Sold Out from Amazon » If you’ve already awarded someone the Golden Douchebag Trophy, here’s a World Champion Dick Trophy to hand out to the second (or newest) biggest jerk you know... 11 The Backpod $68.88 from Amazon » Have you gotten the new iHunch yet? The Backpod is a tool developed in New Zealand (so it’s Kiwi green, naturally) to relieve the back and neck pain, headaches, and poor posture that can result from the hours we spend... 40 Over-the-Sink Dish Drying Rack $128 from Amazon » This over-the-sink dish drying rack is a 2-tier space saver with a side of storage and organization. A real multi-tasker that does it all with poise and elegance. Sound like any maternal figure you might know? One who... 22 The Best Gifts For Seeking Revenge on Frenemies I learned my most important lesson about frenemies from The Golden Girls. It’s that sometimes passive aggressive words and social interactions aren’t enough. It’s that sometimes I need my frenemies to throw a party. Invite everyone they know. So they can see the biggest revenge gift will be from... Check it out 43 Enigmaze Internet Password Bracelet Discontinued I always wear my heart on my sleeve, my egg on my face, and my internet passwords on my wrist. And surprisingly, the Enigmaze Internet Password Bracelet may be the best of those 3 decisions... 11 Bad Idea Pyro Cage Incinerator Sold Out from Amazon » Now here’s a Bad Idea: a 48" American steel Pyro Cage incinerator to use in place of your 55-gallon drum for burning yard debris, cardboard, and bad juju. The Pyro Cage has a panel construction with a tab-and-slot design... 0 E35: What Is This Thing? $35.80 from Amazon » Welcome to Edition 35 of What Is This Thing?, your weekly every-other-daily-for-now, since we’re all coronavirus quarantined, visual riddle consisting of one simple photo and one simple question: what is this thing? Here... 38 Willy Care Kit $25.99 from Amazon » If your name isn’t William, and you don’t need a gift for a dude named William, I can’t imagine why you’d buy a Willy Care grooming kit. I mean, I know it’s a common name and all, but are there really enough Willies out... 443 Pocket Artillery $34 from Amazon » This, unbelievably, is exactly what the name suggests, a mini desktop cannon that fires standard BBs. And, it’s pretty damn cool. You really need to watch the video to see it in action. I’m certain this will be used for... 19 RC Airsoft Battle Tanks Radio-controlled tanks that fire actual BBs? Glass sliding doors beware. These RC tanks, which I don’t even know how they’re allowed really in this day and age but I’m glad they are, are modeled after some of the most iconic tanks utilized in our most iconic wars... Check it out 58 The Right Cup - Brain-Tricking Flavored Cup Sold Out from Amazon » Brain-tricking and NKOTB-approved, The Right Cup is a scented and slightly flavored water...